Internet's down.
I ask for name and account id three times before he responds. At this point i realize he's a really high black guy from Florida, like he was the embodiment of all negative black stereotypes. It's almost like this guy was trying to be as useless and uncooperative as possible. Like every response from this guy was either a simple "yeh" or "nah" delivered in a super soft voice with a touch of gansta. After 20 minutes of probing questions i finally figure out whats wrong with this guys service. I put him on a brief hold to research causes and solutions, when i get back to member he greets me with "yo, who dis nigga on the phone?". I don't even know, he legitimately didn't know why he was on the phone. After I get him back up to speed I ask him "Are you the only one who lives here?" he replies "yeh" I ask "Did you touch the back of the modem?" and i get a "nah bro" in response. Regardless of his responses, at this point i know someone's been messing with the wiring to the modem. So i ask him to check out the wiring, surprise surprise its a mess. So i say "ok, it looks like some wiring to the modem has been altered, are you sure you didn't touch anything?" "nah dwag, dat ain't me" he replies *click* the line goes dead.
He hung up on me, i spent almost an hour taking to this guy and he hung up on me. Normally that'd piss me off, not this time though, I can't even describe how funny that it was.
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